Rainy days make me want to stay in bed all day but then again I want to stay in bed everyday
i hate things where the werewolf hates being a werewolf like you turn into a giant dog at night what exactly is your problem here
“what do you listen to?” music. “what kind of music?” the kind that gets my dick hard what the fuck are these questions
a lesbian: actually I thought I was a trans man for a while and it turns out I’m just butch
a trans man: oh same! i thought I was a lesbian and it turns out im a trans man
nonbinary person: ive thought I was both and now i realized i’m neither! isn’t it cool how we can all talk about our shared experiences
people who come into my inbox: how dare you have anything in common. you’re invalidating literally every trans and lesbian person at the same time
What if the toys in toy story went to a catholic woman’s house and all of her figurines of crucified jesus started screaming out in endless pain whenever she left the room